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30 June 2020

Coffee, tea, me?

Starting over from the first aviation book that I've red which is "Coffee, tea, me?", are you one of those people that still think aviation is about being a high-mile waitress? Nothing against waitering on ground of course: been there, done that too.

But when you're up there in the air you only have yourself and your team. So there are couple of more skills you need to have in order to save the day. From safety, security and medical point of view, besides the most obvious one, which is service.

As a matter of fact flight attendants are a bit of everything!


👉Nanny: they use child activity pack and a lot of patience to help families with children, for everyone's sake.
👉Entertainer: if you come to the galley in between the service, you will learn a lot about the crew life and have some fun too. Galley FM is the funniest radio on board!
👉Translator: flight attendants often speak at least 2 or more languages.
👉Interpreter: sometimes you just don't know what you want. But your flight attendant will probably figure out your needs before you start talking.
👉Fire fighter: who's gonna extinguish that fire you caused by trying to smoke in the lavatory? The whole team of them.
👉Hero: yes, in case of emergency that person who saved your life is the face you'll remember for the rest of your days on ground, but especially in the air.
👉Nurse: they are first aid trained and have medical equipment on board, that they're licensed and able to use correctly.
👉Psychologist: they will patiently listen to your stories and even offer you a shoulder to cry
👉Trip Advisor: first hand experience from all around the world, you better start listening!
👉Moderator: when passengers start fighting among each other, somebody has to keep the situation under control, someone with authority and savoir-faire. That's right, it's your flight attendant.
👉Seller: they have duty free on board which they promote and sell with nonchalance.
👉Chef: I know, the food is pre-cooked on ground and mostly doesn't taste great. But in First Class you often might find a real chef who cooks for you! Still always remember, you're in the air in a transportation machine, not in the restaurant.
👉Bar tender: Cabin Crew know how to get creative and try to reinvent cocktails and mocktails with what's available on board. Wanna give it a try? Just keep in mind that 1 drink in the air equals 3 drinks on ground, due to altitude and pressure. Do not exaggerate.
👉Cleaner: no airline is flying staff qualified just for cleaning. That's your flight attendants task too. So try to imagine yourself at home, yes relax and enjoy and also do not throw thing on the floor. Leave the lavatory as you would like to find it. Teach your children not to be messy too.
👉Technician: problems with your in-flight entertainment system? Guess who knows how to use that technology from bottom to top? The same people that will reboot the system if its is frozen and find practical solution to the temporarily broken equipment in order to make you enjoy your journey as much as possible.

I've red many other books since that first one and realized that every airline has its own rules, terminology, hierarchy and service flows. It is all same same but different.

Since the very beginning in 1930 when the first ever female flight attendant Ellen Church was recruited and appointed as a head stewardess in a small team of 8, the main requirements were nursing and safety, besides helping the passengers with luggage and pilots with refueling and moving the small airplanes to the hangar. There were some strict style and image requirements too, but that changed over the years, according to the spirt of the time.

Modern flying is maybe less glamorous than in the past, both for the passengers and the flying crew. But it is still a hell of a lifestyle, different from any ground one! And so so so much more than "Coffee, tea...and me!"


24 June 2020

Imprinting

Everything has a start, that moment that will define your future, weather you're aware of it or not.
Or maybe we just like to look into our past and give it a frame, organize memories in a logical way.

For me it was a short flight from BLQ (Bologna) to CDG (Paris) with Ryan Air back in 2003.
During my summer holidays in high school, I worked for a month in a fast food chain to earn the money and make one of my dreams come true: visit Paris!
Worldwide known museums, gothic churches, river cruise on Seine with a view of Notre Dame cathedral, history of Robespierre and French revolution at Conciergerie, Napoleon's grave at Les Invalides, royal life at Louvre, climbing Tour Eiffel, shopping in Saint Germain quarter, flourishing gardens of Luxembourg, "cafe' cinema'", artistic streets in Montmartre, city view form the centre Pompidou... and it never ends with Paris! There is always more to visit and learn and enjoy. And when you get hungry, les escargot or croque Madame? Colorful macarons?

Paris is the most symbolic iconic city for me, not for the eternal attractions from above, but because it all started there and it kept giving me memorable moments. After my teenage trip with a high school friend, I came back to Paris countless times on a layover. Some of the Crew I met on those flights are still my friends.



But the most significant trip was the one with my mother and afterwards with my father.
For her it was a lifetime dream and I made it my mission to make it come true before she got tied to bed with an incurable illness. That was pretty much the last time she took a flight, with me, her flight attendant to be. We had a great time together, just mother and daughter: that bonding time of insatiable explorers. She gave all her energy to visit as much as possible and she came back fullhearted, as did I. Memories from this trip are the ones giving me strength every time I miss her.



My father came to visit me in Abu Dhabi and I took him on a 24h layover to Paris. The adventure started straight away: he almost got lost on that mazy airport with no battery on the mobile phone or language knowledge. I had to follow the operating crew  because Cabin Crew passage through the airports are different from the passengers ones. Police delivered him to me after an hour of general panic... It was an intense but memorable day!


And finally going back in time to my imprinting in 2003. Me and my high school friend on the first sector, excited about our accomplishment and already foretasting the adventures. A tall blonde steward with blue eyes caught my attention, or was it just the charm of a uniform? After a couple of exchanging glances he slipped a paper while offering a pillow and there I found a name and a telephone number. We dated for a couple of months, just enough for me to get fascinated with a Cabin Crew lifestyle. My mother bought me a book "Coffee, tea, me?" that I found quite entertaining and it gave me a first glance into detail to how my future will be.

Still that dream had to wait for years, until I finished university, went to study abroad, even had another job...Until my best friend from my hometown reminded me about that fantasy 10 years later! Oh yes, 10 years after my imprinting I actually became a flight attendant for a major middle eastern company and these are the stories that I am about to unfold.


23 June 2020

TIME MACHINE, ready for takeoff

Good morning world!

In times of Covid-19 there isn't much flying going on and surely the fabulous  cabin crew lifestyle is now on hold. So while the wings are folded and on standby, we can talk about memories, lots of them from all around the world. Are you ready for take-off? Time machine, set the destination for MEMORABILANDIA!!!

Our cheerful cabin crew Kina is gonna take you around the world. Please seat back, relax and enjoy your flight.